Just a Sunday morning


I realize that I say pretty interesting things. But you have to hear me at 10:00am on a Sunday morning after a long Saturday night….that I spent eating brownies and potato chips. Here are a couple things that I’ve said over coffee this Sunday morning. Continue reading


Things my roommate says #6


So once upon a time me and my roommate went on an adventure to find a Starbucks away from our University because it was dead week and every single seat in a 10 mile radius was used up. So we found one that was nice and quite….until the high school across the street let out. This is our text messages back and forth when we had to interact with these heathens.

Roommate: Why is he sitting on her!?! He’s gonna smoosh her!

Me:…that’s a girl.

Roommate:…okay I’m okay with equal sexuality….BUT GROSS!!!!!


Me: I want these kids to go to hell.

Roommate: Yeah…and not the nice non denomination Christian hell either. Let those suckers burn in Protestant hell!


Roommate: DA FUCK!?!?! Is that freaks hair green?!?!

Me: Hey, their probably trying to rebel from their over bearing parents or expressing their creative inner selves!

Roommate: Or expressing their lack of intelligence…stupid morons.



Things my roommate says #5


When talking about meeting cute Subway dude.

Me: You can’t even talk to boys!!! But I can…sure they think I’m weird, but hey…I TRY!

Roomie: Hey now I can sometimes talk to boys, I just can’t look them in the eyes.